Drink till you die....

   GOD MADE GRASS, MAN MADE BOOZE

WHOM DO YOU TRUST?

Well, me personally speaking..
I haven't seen God as yet..so I would like to believe in man as for now.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

As a child I always hated the fact that I would start drinking sometime later in life. There are times when I thought that if my parents came to know about it, I am dead !! 

But things have rather changed.....Who doesn't wanna drink,especially after watching HANGOVER. 

I remember the so called "GOOD GUYS", in school, who would look down and hate the students who would go drinking. I remember my school days..not many so called "Good Guys" during then but still..there were a few..who were there to look down upon us and our kind. But as they say "Change is always for the good"....Nowadays..every school goin nutjob drinks....Having or so called "GRABBING" a beer has become the first step towards socialising.

There was a time when alcohol was a taboo to us....dark and mysterious. But with time,well how can I put this conveniently, lets say we evolved. From a TABOO to a REFRESHER, the time span was really short. Drinking has become a form of competetion to decide the ultimate drunkard. Its a question of capacity and hence, prestige follows. If one says he's ten pegs down, the other has to make sure he surpasses that target. 

What changes do you commonly see in people after they are drunk?

A person after the first few pegs becomes humble, polite and a series of etiquettes follow. The fellow mates are treated as family. Its fun if you too are drunk. But if not, believe me its terrible. Greetings and well wishes are exchanged. Also baseless apologies...

Then comes the next part or the POST-humble behaviour. That is usually attained after the next round of drinks. A great feeling envelopes you within itself. The world seems fun, everything feels fucking awesome. You become awesome. This is the first mistake. Well one gets detached from worldly things and seems to be on a fun spree. Overconfidence takes the better of you. Never let one drive or ride after a drinking session. Take a CAB. 

Next comes the part when the friendly relations made during the first round of drinks seem a total waste and foul words are hurled at each other. And the best thing is...no one even gives a damn. Its all fun.

 Then comes the dirtiest part of all..."THE MESSING N THE CLEANING UP" part. The cleaning up is usually done by the fellow mates of the one who made the mess. A person is generally drunk by this time. But don't make the mistake of questioning his capacity. I once did so. Challenged a friend if he could drink some more after a drinking fiesta. It was my bad. Not only did he gulp a few pegs more, but also started convincing me that drinking was an art and he was the master of it. In the process of convincing, not only did words but the alcohol he drank also poured out of his mouth. The ass puked!! All over me!

On a more serious note, won't say one shouldn't drink. I believe that is our birth right. But there are a few things to be kept in mind.

DRINK RESPONSIBLY. NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE. 

CHEEEEERSS!!!!!

LOVE is #*@%^&!

Love is the emotion of strong affection and personal attachment.

For many....
 LOVE IS SIMPLY BLIND

Love is something which started penetrating my brains since my teens. I fell in love with every cute,childish,bubbly,friendly,sporty, hot etc. kind of girls and ladies I met.I fell sumthing fishy when I was 9 yrs old, her name was Aarushi. Two or more teachers were my hot favourite.

I felt love, every other day with every other female. A few told me that it is not love, it's just a crush. I crushed their views and continued believing that it was love. Wrote letters, gave blank calls, glued my hairs to impress, sports helped a lot.

One evening I was coming back to hostel after playing football.I was in a boys school back then.Saw a big bus with 6 big wheels, on the way back. I was walking past the bus and to my utter surprise, a head popped out of it's window and a cute lil gurly voice uttered my name. I shivered to look at the girl and it took me no time recognising her as my childhood friend...can't say love, she might be reading this.Moushumi Daimari was her name. I realised that it was Assam Valley School girls visiting our school. They were camping near the stream side of our school.

As soon as my friends came to know that I actually knew a GIRL from this school, they were all after me. Treating me chocolates, cafeteria passes and what not. The thing was so hyped that I couldn't even go meet her.All the guys were GOING BONKERZ on these girls. Most of us who usually bunked P.T early morning at 5.30 were getting ready from 4.00 am onwards. Styling themselves with hair gel and stuff. All of us went jogging on their camp side, just for a glimpse of them. Everyone was in love with the girls. Now that they realised that there was nothing called as CRUSH, it was love all the way. LOVE WAS IN THE AIR.

After school, I fell for many. The first time I proposed a girl was back when I was 16.Her name was Shruti Barua,I gathered all my courage with all my friends support.I uttered the words....."My friends think that I love you, they want me to propose you." She back fired me, asking what did I think about it. I replied saying "They think right and I feel the same." Before she could answer me with anything, She asked me whether I smoke or drink. Her sister Sneha insisted me on asking her sumthing back. So I asked whether she takes tobacco or what.Neways, She said she would let me know after 10 days, on her b'day. I couldn't take the suspense, I smsd her saying "it was just a prank"

According to me, Guys fall in love thrice in their lifetime.

1. a.k.a PUPPY LOVE : When they are kids,loving teachers,classmates or even a small smile on a girl's face make them fall for them.

2. a.k.a FANTASY LOVE : During their teens, Falling into a huge crush. So much,that they think that this girl is the one. Breaking up on this relation makes guys really sad. After breaking up, guys fall into depression,starts drinking and some even poetry.

3. a.k.a TRUE LOVE : A guy finally falls into true love. This is when they start comparing the girl with his mother. Everything about her, her eyes,her smile, her aura, her beauty,her hair and what not. 

* Conditions apply

The above statements are subjected to changes.

Love is otherwise an awesome experience. To get to your true love,keep loving.Check out all the chicks around you. You might find the right one !!!

    

Kendriya Vidyalaya.....

Somewhere back in time.....

school life is the best time of  life......

For all those who have been into K.V's

Kendriya Vidyalaya's are our country's most high achieving schools. They are meant to be for all class of people. They provide a platform for all and any field. Say it education,sports,dance or any other curricular activity. These school are good for govt. officials who frequently gets tranfered to different parts of the country. 

When I heard, I was to join K.V, I was a little scared about it. I thought it would be a low standard school. As of students from convent school boasts of their high standards.

Finally,I had this opportunity to be in a K.V (K.V Maligaon)for two years and I had an awesome time here.Even though I had a nasty time adjusting myself at this school in the beginning, I enjoyed the rest of it. The school offered me various platforms to shine upon. I thought govt. rules of providing aid to only girl child,free education for the needy, freedom to wear burqa in school and quota's for SC,ST or OBC were only there in the books. But I actually saw this school implementing all this. This school actually nurtured talent, unlike other great schools. Teacher's are all very close to the students and help them in every aspect of life. The fees at which they provide all the facilities is unbelievable. A year's fee in any convent school is equivalent to a lifetime fee in a K.V

I remember my favourite teacher, Mr. Reddy sir, I always tortured him in his biology classes....My questions even led the computer students join the biology classes.He would simply laugh and answer my every query. That fun and laughter taught us so much that we can hardly forget a single bit of it. Even now I can answer to all most every question in class XI biology book. Thanks to Reddy sir. Sorry I could not locate any of your photos to add up to the video, but you will always remain in our hearts.

I made a hell lot of friends in this school. They are all doing great in their life. Most of the students from this school is studying in IIT, NIT, DU, DCE and regional medical and dental colleges.

I stand for this wonderful school......They are bringing a positive attitude towards all classes of society.

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FREE FREE FREE....

Free is such a fascinating word......isn't it?

People are so fascinated about achieving something for free. Look at me, I would have never been writing this blog if I were to pay any registration fees for it. I love free food passes....I remember back in Guwahati, my hometown, me,Saurabh n Anmol would go hunting houses in our colony in search of food. Vibhu's place was d best to eat. It was so much fun back den......specially loved breaking into homes vid daughters in it !!

Recently I had this opportunity to travel in one of the best trains our country has to offer....RAJDHANI EXP.
I noticed that this train has abundant food supply. If u thought u r gonna sleep till late in this train....forget all about it.  The so called train attendants will start torturing you right from 6 a.m or even before that. They serve tea @ 6. Somehow if you shoo him off....he'll b back vid a bang in an hour or so. now comes the breakfast. It's always right on time. As the breakfast session is about to come to an end.....they serve u vid breadsticks and soup. They call it appetizer for lunch. Now that u finish ur soup, BEWARE.....They are watching you !! Did u even think of escaping your lunch? You get over vid your lunch and you try to take a short nap.....don't forget to make it really short because they are coming. They nag you yet again vid their evening tea. Then comes the evening snacks. Soup vid breadsticks again. Dinner is served back to back

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Now there are a certain group of people...I heard dem saying, it's free. They come prepared to sleep  all the time in the train and yet eat every bit of it.Because it's free....
How do they manage doing that ? They wake up vid a jump on the start of the torture.....finish what is served.Packed a few things left in the tray,like sugar or milk packets, back to sleep. Wake up on the next call of breakfast, eat and pack, back to sleep. This process goes on....sumtimes packing pickle,Tea bags,Frooty etc.

But anyways I enjoy eating for free, free rides,free movie tickets,free tours,free gift vouchers, free entry to disco's, free booze. Free is such a free word. It sounds like cool wind blowing past our ears.

Don't you like it free ?

Friends are for ever...

DEDICATED TO ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS !!

I believe in making friends.....yes I do !!

The relation which we get in this world are blood related. But the only relationships which is not related to blood is friendship. My friends are like water. If we pour the water into a jug it takes the shape of jug. if you pour the same water into a bowl it takes the shape of a  bowl. Same way  these wonderful ppl will take different shapes and sizes according to our heart. Friendship gives pleasure to me.

I have heard ppl saying that friendship should be maintained up to a  limit. Now that limit is the only word that is hard for me to understand. Whatever I have done till now has been off the limits. I always try to do things which I know deep inside me that people will laugh at me on hearing what I have done. This laugh is what interests me a lot. I feel like to do things which would make my friends laugh at me.....Somehow I enjoy it.

I feel a sudden completeness in me when ppl laugh or even smile due to a reason I created. I have done crazy things for my friends. When they ask me for a favour... I try to make them look as if it was the easiest task for me.....as if I do it everyday. No matter how difficult situations I have to go through.....

I blindly believe my friends. I feel a much more secured life when I am around them. This blind folded believe has even made me pay a lot of times but I have never given up. For a guy like me, who have been studying in a boarding school since the age, when tying shoe laces and washing your buttocks after you shit seems like ROCKET SCIENCE. Friends are the greatest necessity to me....but of course I love gadgets too.

For me, I have very good friends all across the globe. My globe is still the Indian map. I know only one thing that whenever I fall into any kind of trouble in this so called globe of mine......I just need to quietly say 'SOS' or maybe 'MAY DAY!!'  and I have a hell lot of hooligans trying to save me from the grave.

From my past experiences (not about the phone and my bike) I have understood that the only way to become true friends is to never count your deeds and help you have offered somebody. Count the endless happiness you find around them. Never expect anything in return.Never try to test their loyalty. Fight with them whenever you want to. Speak your heart not in the fear of anything and then experience the word FRIEND !!

I thank all my fellow friends who have always been there with me....at all odds and evens!!
From childhood to adulthood....whatever I have done, my good and bad habits, my mentality, my work, my talks etc....It's all because of you people. Friends please teach me good because I have a lot of life left in the future or a sudden death maybe. But I am seriously in your debt.....which cannot be paid back !!

This topic on friends is an endless thought for me....I can go on and on.
But I stop here to roll a joint and relax !!

What happened after I sold my bike to Manadi...

MANADI as the name suggest, 'To Proclaim'. He proclaimed the end of my possession on the bike (KARIZMA) and handed me a hefty sum of money.

I thought this money was enough for  me to buy a car. Now this bike of mine was not an ordinary bike,Inspired by MOOSA 4m Iran, a gr8 friend of mine, It was purchased on loan.Which means I had to shed out almost double the amount on it's showroom price.I kept paying EMI's (sum ppl think it's EASY Monthly Installment) from my pocket money for 16 months. Sacrificed a hell lot of things.....Booze is what I missed a lot !!

Just like my phone, this bike helped me play "THE LADIES' MAN" thingy quite well...

I am very sure everyone here must have heard the saying, "A person can never be satisfied".That exactly happened to me, as soon as I thought that I was so damn satisfied with my bike, I lost interest in it and thought of buying a car that would suite my budget and lifestyle.....and more of the ladies!!

This is exactly when I bought my so called DREAM CAR. It was white,it was sexy.My eyes were glued.

I bought the car the very same day. The HURRY really made a CURRY. 

The 1st evening with my car was lovely, I gave my friends a ride of a lifetime. The very next day I could here alien sounds from my engine,then my doors were vibrating, until I realised that every god damn thing in my car makes eerie noises, except one thing. It was my damn HORN.

Now these eerie noises were annoying me a lot. The car literally drank fuel. Took my car everyday for repairs. Every other day it would have strange new problems. Finally, I thought of getting rid of the car. I left my car in a second hand car showroom because keeping it with me would make me become a beggar very soon.

Nobody in Bangalore wanted to buy my car. I thought buying a CAMEL would have been much better.
Oh! I remember....I have a childhood friend named ANKIT GUPTA....He did mention me of his friend wanting to buy this car for 70,000....but I got greedy and asked for more.

Now I was waiting for an ANGEL....
Until I found a strange looking angel-person asking me to sell my car to him. I got pretty excited, took him for a trial ride. I swear I should have never given him that trial ride. The radiator burst was an extra jumbo scoop of ice-cream.

I was so pissed that I thought of giving my car to dis person for free....but he would obviously refuse it.

So I called up a car dealer and asked him to give it to anybody at any price.

Later a film director of Kannada movies contacted me, asking my car for stunt blast in his movie. My car was supposed to jump off a ramp n blast in the air.but even that didn't work as it was told to me dat the car didn't have enough speed......

I gave my car in scrap....It weighed 1.3 tonnes.Heavy eh!!
They paid me Rs. 17,000 and I still had a big smile on my face.

But I gained a true friend out of all this. The name is Manadi. Through Manadi I met many more interesting and good people with whom I spend most of my time.I know that these friends of mine would help me whenever I need them.

I still take my Karizma on rides.....Manadi never says no to me....he can understand what I have been through.

P.S:  My mom should not know all this.

Planning to buy a smartphone?

When I talk about buying a latest technology smartphone.....My Friends and family think i m goin nuts.....m I really crazy? This is the question I often ask myself.....

But those of you here who can understand the fact that what is goin on with the latest technology is "COOL" might like to have a look at what the latest technology has to offer you.

My friends who have known me since the last 6-7 yrs might have noticed me using the latest gadgets......I had to plead and sumtyms had to work out plans to get my parents ready to believe me that i really deserve this shit !!

I was a huge fan of Sony Ericsson phones.....I have used almost all their touch screen phones since 2004.....Starting with P900...... Acquiring such a phone @ dat tym was lyk owning a Buggatti Veyron now....If u know what I mean.....It even goes well with the men who like to play "THE LADIES' MAN"....

I share with you a few of my experiences....

I was hitting it off quite well with the girls in shcool,tuitions n can u believe it...even in the neighbourhood...

They got pretty excited to try out the "touch-screen" technology,as they say,and for the first time i got scared of their shiny sharp nails...i usually enjoy these....

Diverting our minds off the ladies....

I was stuck to buy Sony Ericsson touch phones as and when they launched....Recently I was using Sony Ericsson XPERIA X10....

I was thrilled for the fact that it had a 1Ghz Snapdragon processor...now that SNAPDRAGON thing really excited me....What more....I was about to experience the nxt generation operating system "ANDROID" by GOOGLE. I believe that android is the best platform today.....

X10 runs on android 1.6....GOOD BUT NOT THE BEST......SE claims on upgrading it to 2.1 android this October.....but the world is running on 2.2 already.

Now those of you who think there won't be much difference.....u r wrong my friend....2.2 is way ahead of it's latter .....

Now XPERIA X10 has issues....It's too big to handle......sumtimes the tilt thing won't do what it's meant to do until u jerk d fone and make it realise dat your screen has to change to landscape mode my friend.....The flash used in d cam is not exactly a flash.....it's rather called as photo light.....cause it acts as a low beam light only.

Now the major thing is dat X10 has it's own UI like Mediascape....so any update on ANDROID...u have to really wait a long tym before d SE enables u to update.

Now that I was really happy with this new phone....I was posting updates on FaceBook saying it's d nxt best thing in me......

Suddenly....

My childhood friend with whom I have been in a boarding school since we were only 6yrs old.....tried to hit me with his pranks of throwing the phone under a running car....It was not funny at all.....You know what happened next.....
WAS HISTORY !!

I then started using Nokia 1100 really made for India...

It's not only user friendly......loosers friendly too.....

Thats not the end of it !!

MORE TO COME YOUR WAY......

WAITING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER

Hello everyone....
This is Ankur Psychia here....
Today was my first day trying to do sumthing new.....I can understand the fact that I did not really create sumthing new today but copied some things from the internet and posted it into my blog.....
But I will make sure that tomorrow this page will have sumthing new and original.....even though "2moro never comes"....
Hope u follw this blog and keep writing to me......don't 4get to check it out everyday.....I know it's a lil boring in here now.....but i'll try to give u a kick every now n then.....
Your valuable feedbacks are most welcome....
THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF IT !!!!

Man Survives Train Disaster; Dies On Return Journey

A man who survived one of Egypt's biggest train disasters, which
killed 360 people, died on his way back from his journey.  The
man, Abdel-Rahim Qenavi, 22 escaped the big disaster with slight
injuries by jumping off one of the rear carraiges.  However,
after spending time with his family during a religious festival
Eid al-Adha, he died by slipping under a train while waiting at
a train station to return to Cairo. 

Man Steals Car With Owner Riding On Hood

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- An Orlando man is facing charges Monday morning after police said he sped off in a stolen car while the owner was still on the hood.

Mazzard McMillian is charged with grand theft and attempted murder.

Police said the car's owner saw McMillian stealing the car and jumped on the hood.

McMillian took off and ended up hitting another vehicle at Orange Blossom Trail and West Central Boulevard, throwing the owner from the car.

The victim was taken to the hospital and is expected to recover.

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The dumbest burglar in Britain? Crook steals next-door neighbour's curtains... then hangs them in his window

A burglar who stole his next-door neighbour’s net curtains was caught when he put them up in his own window, a court was told.

Jason Williams was jailed for two years and five months after admitting his fourth burglary.

The 38-year-old was rumbled when the neighbours went to his home and asked him why he had got their net curtains.

Busted: Burglar Jason Williams, 38, stole his next-door neighbour's net curtains and hung them up in his own window in Slough, Berkshire

The crime was described as 'not very sophisticated' by the defendant’s own barrister.

Elizabeth Lowe, prosecuting, told the court the neighbour had moved out of the property and left only a few items inside.

Williams broke down boarding on the home in Slough, Berkshire, and stole the net curtains, tools, two glass ashtrays and some lamb steaks from the freezer.

'The person at the address had moved out because of an earlier burglary which was nothing to do with this defendant at all,' Miss Lowe said.

'They had boards up as a result of having left some items inside of not very much value.

'They had last checked on May 6 and on May 8 a neighbour had said it looked to him that the boards had been disturbed.

'In the next door flat they noticed that their net curtains were hanging there.'

However, the defendant denied that it was anything to do with him - but could not say how he got the net curtains, a judge at Reading Crown Court was told.

He later confessed to the crime in police interviews and admitted burglary when he appeared before magistrates court.

Alastair Smith, defending, said that it had merely been an 'opportunistic' crime.

'The fact that this defendant went on to place the curtains in his own window shows a lack of sophistication and realisation of the seriousness of the offence,' he said.

'If he realised it could lead to three years in custody he might have taken more time to consider his actions.'

The defendant, who has battled alcoholism and drug addiction, has 28 previous convictions for 76 offences dating back to 1985, the court was told.

Judge Gordon Risius jailed Williams for two years and five months under the 'three strikes' rule because it was his fourth burglary of a dwelling.

He told Williams: 'You knew what had been going on there and took advantage of the situation.

'Your guilty plea means you have been convicted for the fourth time of a domestic burglary and, in the circumstances, the law requires a sentence of at least three years imprisonment unless it would be unjust.

'While I have taken into account that the last of your burglaries was in 2004, some six years ago, you have offended in a number of ways since 2004.

'There are no circumstances in your case which would take the normal minimum sentence unjust. The fact that it would have been opportunistic in nature does not justify a different view.'

He gave Williams credit for his guilty plea and took into account the time he had spent in custody on remand.