EXAM FEVER.....

According to newton’s 4th law for exams -

Every book will continue to be at rest

or covered with dust

until some

external or internal exam moves it !!

TIME IS RUNNING OUT.....

SCARY....ISN'T IT ???

Exam time has always been a big thing to worry. When we were kids things were pretty good, but even at that time exams haunted us. Why is it so scary?

I think our parents and teachers has to be blamed for all the fear we suffer during the exams......but without this fear would we even think of studying? 

I don't think so.....

Thinking about cheating in exams???

Forget it.... Every time I tried making chits for cheating, I ended up learning dose things I wrote on the chits. Many of my friends still managed to cheat using chits....

I remember one of my friend who scribbled with ink all over his hands.....I asked "why did you write all over your hands? You are definitely gonna get caught ." But there was a smile on his face....He said "these are no answers to the questions. these are addresses of my cheating papers written in codes." The codes indicated as where the answer to a particular question was hidden....I remember Theorem - I, 'LFFSUS' it means Left Foot Front Side Under the Socks.

There is a better side of exams too. Everything in this world seems so beautiful and interesting. During exams I can keep staring at an eerie little bug for hours, the way they move and the way they fly seems so interesting and wonderful.All of a sudden, every little thing we do feels wonderfully interesting (like the ones who has their exams and are still reading this blog)

Oh ! never get into talking to a friend during exam preparations....every word you speak will be like the most beautiful thing ever happened to you and you will go on and on. The need to do something or the other increases as the day of the examinations nears by. These things actually leads you to study at the last moment and the whole book seems like from outer space.

There are two types of people....

The one who says I haven't studied anything and keeps asking you how much you know and the other who says he hasn't studied anything and has no time ask how much you know....rather he might just ask you for some important question to read at the last moment. Beware of the first kind and trust the second.

Some of the common thoughts of the second kind after the exam is over.....

* More then 15-20 marks of the paper was out of the syllabus or the book.

* Every alternate year they give tough papers and we were the victims of it.

* I was having a severe headache.

* Suddenly I was so confused....I knew the answers but I got confused.

* The paper was so lengthy....3 hrs aren't sufficient I tell you.

* If the invigilator is good....I might just make it to the border.

* No hope of passing.

 The only thought of the First kind...

 Damn ! I should be the topper this time.

All I want you is to be courageous

Be calm and

be self equipped with facts and figures

to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you  best of luck in your exams !!

Out on a busy run....

It's been long I haven't written anything.
I actually couldn't beat time....I am full of new things and I am wondering where to start from. All this time was full of work turbulence....So couldn't really catch up with the blog.
I have many things to share with you guys......which I'll be doing soon enough.
Hope you all had a gr8 Diwali blast and a khushal eid....
take care....I'll ping u soon !!
Please comment on the new theme I have designed for this blog....looking forward to ur valuable feedback.

For all the smokers.....try to quit smoking or try to take an alternative

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


An electronic cigarette, e-cigarette or personal vaporizer, is a battery-powered device that provides inhaled doses of nicotine or non-nicotine vaporized solution. It is an alternative to smoked tobacco products, such as cigarettes, cigars, or pipes. In addition to purported nicotine delivery, this vapor also provides a flavor and physical sensation similar to that of inhaled tobacco smoke, while no smoke or combustion is actually involved in its operation.

An electronic cigarette takes the form of some manner of elongated tube, though many are designed to resemble the outward appearance of real smoking products, like cigarettes, cigars, and pipes. Another common design is the "pen-style", so named for its visual resemblance to a ballpoint pen. Most electronic cigarettes are reusable devices with replaceable and refillable parts. A number of disposable electronic cigarettes have also been developed.

The electronic cigarette was invented by a Chinese medicine practitioner Hon Lik in China in 2003 and introduced to the market the next year. The company he worked for, Golden Dragon Holdings, later changed its name to Ruyan (meaning "to resemble smoking") and started selling abroad

In automatic models, when a user inhales through the device, air flow is detected by a sensor, which activates a heating element that vaporizes a flavored liquid solution stored in the mouthpiece, which may contain nicotine. On manual models, the user must depress a button to activate the heating element to produce vapor which is then inhaled by the user. On most models an LED on the opposite end of the device is also activated during inhalation, which serves as an indicator of use. Several LED colors are available from various manufacturers.

  

Drink till you die....

   GOD MADE GRASS, MAN MADE BOOZE

WHOM DO YOU TRUST?

Well, me personally speaking..
I haven't seen God as yet..so I would like to believe in man as for now.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

As a child I always hated the fact that I would start drinking sometime later in life. There are times when I thought that if my parents came to know about it, I am dead !! 

But things have rather changed.....Who doesn't wanna drink,especially after watching HANGOVER. 

I remember the so called "GOOD GUYS", in school, who would look down and hate the students who would go drinking. I remember my school days..not many so called "Good Guys" during then but still..there were a few..who were there to look down upon us and our kind. But as they say "Change is always for the good"....Nowadays..every school goin nutjob drinks....Having or so called "GRABBING" a beer has become the first step towards socialising.

There was a time when alcohol was a taboo to us....dark and mysterious. But with time,well how can I put this conveniently, lets say we evolved. From a TABOO to a REFRESHER, the time span was really short. Drinking has become a form of competetion to decide the ultimate drunkard. Its a question of capacity and hence, prestige follows. If one says he's ten pegs down, the other has to make sure he surpasses that target. 

What changes do you commonly see in people after they are drunk?

A person after the first few pegs becomes humble, polite and a series of etiquettes follow. The fellow mates are treated as family. Its fun if you too are drunk. But if not, believe me its terrible. Greetings and well wishes are exchanged. Also baseless apologies...

Then comes the next part or the POST-humble behaviour. That is usually attained after the next round of drinks. A great feeling envelopes you within itself. The world seems fun, everything feels fucking awesome. You become awesome. This is the first mistake. Well one gets detached from worldly things and seems to be on a fun spree. Overconfidence takes the better of you. Never let one drive or ride after a drinking session. Take a CAB. 

Next comes the part when the friendly relations made during the first round of drinks seem a total waste and foul words are hurled at each other. And the best thing is...no one even gives a damn. Its all fun.

 Then comes the dirtiest part of all..."THE MESSING N THE CLEANING UP" part. The cleaning up is usually done by the fellow mates of the one who made the mess. A person is generally drunk by this time. But don't make the mistake of questioning his capacity. I once did so. Challenged a friend if he could drink some more after a drinking fiesta. It was my bad. Not only did he gulp a few pegs more, but also started convincing me that drinking was an art and he was the master of it. In the process of convincing, not only did words but the alcohol he drank also poured out of his mouth. The ass puked!! All over me!

On a more serious note, won't say one shouldn't drink. I believe that is our birth right. But there are a few things to be kept in mind.

DRINK RESPONSIBLY. NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE. 

CHEEEEERSS!!!!!

LOVE is #*@%^&!

Love is the emotion of strong affection and personal attachment.

For many....
 LOVE IS SIMPLY BLIND

Love is something which started penetrating my brains since my teens. I fell in love with every cute,childish,bubbly,friendly,sporty, hot etc. kind of girls and ladies I met.I fell sumthing fishy when I was 9 yrs old, her name was Aarushi. Two or more teachers were my hot favourite.

I felt love, every other day with every other female. A few told me that it is not love, it's just a crush. I crushed their views and continued believing that it was love. Wrote letters, gave blank calls, glued my hairs to impress, sports helped a lot.

One evening I was coming back to hostel after playing football.I was in a boys school back then.Saw a big bus with 6 big wheels, on the way back. I was walking past the bus and to my utter surprise, a head popped out of it's window and a cute lil gurly voice uttered my name. I shivered to look at the girl and it took me no time recognising her as my childhood friend...can't say love, she might be reading this.Moushumi Daimari was her name. I realised that it was Assam Valley School girls visiting our school. They were camping near the stream side of our school.

As soon as my friends came to know that I actually knew a GIRL from this school, they were all after me. Treating me chocolates, cafeteria passes and what not. The thing was so hyped that I couldn't even go meet her.All the guys were GOING BONKERZ on these girls. Most of us who usually bunked P.T early morning at 5.30 were getting ready from 4.00 am onwards. Styling themselves with hair gel and stuff. All of us went jogging on their camp side, just for a glimpse of them. Everyone was in love with the girls. Now that they realised that there was nothing called as CRUSH, it was love all the way. LOVE WAS IN THE AIR.

After school, I fell for many. The first time I proposed a girl was back when I was 16.Her name was Shruti Barua,I gathered all my courage with all my friends support.I uttered the words....."My friends think that I love you, they want me to propose you." She back fired me, asking what did I think about it. I replied saying "They think right and I feel the same." Before she could answer me with anything, She asked me whether I smoke or drink. Her sister Sneha insisted me on asking her sumthing back. So I asked whether she takes tobacco or what.Neways, She said she would let me know after 10 days, on her b'day. I couldn't take the suspense, I smsd her saying "it was just a prank"

According to me, Guys fall in love thrice in their lifetime.

1. a.k.a PUPPY LOVE : When they are kids,loving teachers,classmates or even a small smile on a girl's face make them fall for them.

2. a.k.a FANTASY LOVE : During their teens, Falling into a huge crush. So much,that they think that this girl is the one. Breaking up on this relation makes guys really sad. After breaking up, guys fall into depression,starts drinking and some even poetry.

3. a.k.a TRUE LOVE : A guy finally falls into true love. This is when they start comparing the girl with his mother. Everything about her, her eyes,her smile, her aura, her beauty,her hair and what not. 

* Conditions apply

The above statements are subjected to changes.

Love is otherwise an awesome experience. To get to your true love,keep loving.Check out all the chicks around you. You might find the right one !!!

    

Kendriya Vidyalaya.....

Somewhere back in time.....

school life is the best time of  life......

For all those who have been into K.V's

Kendriya Vidyalaya's are our country's most high achieving schools. They are meant to be for all class of people. They provide a platform for all and any field. Say it education,sports,dance or any other curricular activity. These school are good for govt. officials who frequently gets tranfered to different parts of the country. 

When I heard, I was to join K.V, I was a little scared about it. I thought it would be a low standard school. As of students from convent school boasts of their high standards.

Finally,I had this opportunity to be in a K.V (K.V Maligaon)for two years and I had an awesome time here.Even though I had a nasty time adjusting myself at this school in the beginning, I enjoyed the rest of it. The school offered me various platforms to shine upon. I thought govt. rules of providing aid to only girl child,free education for the needy, freedom to wear burqa in school and quota's for SC,ST or OBC were only there in the books. But I actually saw this school implementing all this. This school actually nurtured talent, unlike other great schools. Teacher's are all very close to the students and help them in every aspect of life. The fees at which they provide all the facilities is unbelievable. A year's fee in any convent school is equivalent to a lifetime fee in a K.V

I remember my favourite teacher, Mr. Reddy sir, I always tortured him in his biology classes....My questions even led the computer students join the biology classes.He would simply laugh and answer my every query. That fun and laughter taught us so much that we can hardly forget a single bit of it. Even now I can answer to all most every question in class XI biology book. Thanks to Reddy sir. Sorry I could not locate any of your photos to add up to the video, but you will always remain in our hearts.

I made a hell lot of friends in this school. They are all doing great in their life. Most of the students from this school is studying in IIT, NIT, DU, DCE and regional medical and dental colleges.

I stand for this wonderful school......They are bringing a positive attitude towards all classes of society.

More information on what's new with K.V Maligaon
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FREE FREE FREE....

Free is such a fascinating word......isn't it?

People are so fascinated about achieving something for free. Look at me, I would have never been writing this blog if I were to pay any registration fees for it. I love free food passes....I remember back in Guwahati, my hometown, me,Saurabh n Anmol would go hunting houses in our colony in search of food. Vibhu's place was d best to eat. It was so much fun back den......specially loved breaking into homes vid daughters in it !!

Recently I had this opportunity to travel in one of the best trains our country has to offer....RAJDHANI EXP.
I noticed that this train has abundant food supply. If u thought u r gonna sleep till late in this train....forget all about it.  The so called train attendants will start torturing you right from 6 a.m or even before that. They serve tea @ 6. Somehow if you shoo him off....he'll b back vid a bang in an hour or so. now comes the breakfast. It's always right on time. As the breakfast session is about to come to an end.....they serve u vid breadsticks and soup. They call it appetizer for lunch. Now that u finish ur soup, BEWARE.....They are watching you !! Did u even think of escaping your lunch? You get over vid your lunch and you try to take a short nap.....don't forget to make it really short because they are coming. They nag you yet again vid their evening tea. Then comes the evening snacks. Soup vid breadsticks again. Dinner is served back to back

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Now there are a certain group of people...I heard dem saying, it's free. They come prepared to sleep  all the time in the train and yet eat every bit of it.Because it's free....
How do they manage doing that ? They wake up vid a jump on the start of the torture.....finish what is served.Packed a few things left in the tray,like sugar or milk packets, back to sleep. Wake up on the next call of breakfast, eat and pack, back to sleep. This process goes on....sumtimes packing pickle,Tea bags,Frooty etc.

But anyways I enjoy eating for free, free rides,free movie tickets,free tours,free gift vouchers, free entry to disco's, free booze. Free is such a free word. It sounds like cool wind blowing past our ears.

Don't you like it free ?